Welcome to the Official Drink And Vote 4 McCain site!
I'm your host, Ann, and Help me get the word out! Email! Email! Email! Let them know we’re here to stay (in the white house). http://www.getdrunkandvoteforjohnmccain.com. Send this link to 5 friends and tell them to send it to five more. You know the drill!
Hypothetically speaking (please don’t try at home): Why give money to McCain, when you take it from Obama? You might be asking yourself “Ann, how in the hell am I going to do that?” No worries, I’m going to tell ya!
MoveOn.org, everyone’s favorite .org to hate, just started their newest campaign, Free Obama Buttons. Free to you, but not to them. You can get your own button here -https://political.moveon.org/obamabuttons/. Be sure to cut and paste that url, because if they see a bunch of you guys linking over from this website, they might just start denying all of your request. Send a button to yourself, send one as a prank to a friend, send one to the DMV for all I care. One less button for another Obama stalker/follower/sheep.
There are plenty of other fun ways to extract money from these chumps. Are you aware of Google AdWords? Let me break it down for ya real quick. People pay money to advertise their site when you type specific words into Google. They show up on the right side of the page, and sometimes are even highlighted in yellow above the normal search results (that’s the most expensive ad slot). The higher the position of the ad, the more it costs.
“Why are you telling me this?” you ask. Well, If you do a search for “Obama” and click on an ad that goes to BarackObama.com, that might cost a buck. If you search for more competive terms like “Obama tshirt” that might be $4. Here’s a link that lists some of the most expensive key words.
I’m sure there are more devious/creative ways to go about this that I haven’t thought about, and that’s what the comments are for.
P.S. Seriously, you really shouldn’t try this at home. I’m just spit ballin on a thought I had the other day, and wondered what would happen if……
Wubba Wubba Iraq! Wubba Wubba Economies! Wubba Wubba Energy!!!
I saw this rather presumptions picture of Obama and knew that there was something not quite right. That’s when I recalled a little character from Sesame Street who would try to help people in trouble by doing something ridiculous such as saying “Wubba, Wubba.” In most cases, the distressed individual would solve their dilemma when he wasn’t looking — and <s>Grover</s> Obama, oblivious to everything, thinks that he has saved the day.
That’s what led me to quickly dial up my highly sophisticated team of caffeine driven photoshop lab monkeys to whip up this better characterization of The Real Super Obama. Because REALLY, what has he solved other than winning over a bunch of lefties and the occasional stalker. Hello Obama… your resume called, it’s embarrassed. One thing is for sure, he’s smarter than a speeding bullet.
In light of this recent discovery, the Obama Camp has officially changed their logo.
Click on my image to read my recent transcript from Hannity & Colmes on FOXnews.com.
It was a fun time, I tell ya. Sean and I were hitting on all cylinders, meanwhile Big Al slow pitched us the Lib’s Talking Points. Here’s a little excerpt:
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HANNITY: And he’s been afraid to be on the FOX News Channel.
COLMES: I think — he’s not afraid. He’s been on the morning show, “FOX & Friends.” He actually — and he’s been on with Chris Wallace on FOX News.
I think he should come on. He should come on the show and so should John McCain.
Hello, Ann Coulter. How you’re sitting here very quietly right now. By the way.
COULTER: I’m letting him defend McCain.
COLMES: By the way, I want to point out that he’s — you’re a big McCain fan, right?
COULTER: I happen to have just started the most effective pro-McCain Web site on the Web.
COLMES: What’s that?
COULTER: GetdrunkandvoteforJohnMcCain.com .
COLMES: So in other words, you have to be drunk.
COULTER: And by the way, since I started it.
COLMES: Wait a minute.
COULTER: … he started surging in the polls.
COLMES: In other words — so your position is — let me get this straight. You have to be drunk to support John McCain.
COULTER: Apparently, it’s working. Have you seen the polls since I started the Web site.
How does a Mimosa sound? Maybe 4 or 5 and then wash that back with a Bloody Mary or two? Do it all at the second biggest party of the year, on Nov 9, 2008.
Be the first 50 or so to post a comment to this post, and you’ll get two all some expenses paid free breakfast on me the day after the election. We’re really going to ham up this win.
Get out there and vote… then drink. Let’s get another W for the W.
YEeeeeeeeeAGGHHHHHHH!!!!
We’re going with Coors, because well, it tastes great, and it’s the silver bullet. Did I mention it’s delicious?
We’re always looking for a few other sponsors, so if you’d like to pony up some keg money, we can be friends.
A Little History on Coors
The Coors Brewing Company is the principal subsidiary of the Adolph Coors Company. In 1873, German immigrants Adolph Coors and Jacob Schueler, a successful Denver businessman, established a brewery in Golden, Colorado. Coors invested $2,000 in the operation, to Schueler’s investment of $18,000. In 1880, Coors bought out his partner in “The Golden Brewery”. His pale lager, nicknamed the “Banquet Beer” or “Premiums” and is now known as “Coors Banquet” once again after being dubbed “Coors Original” for many years. It is said to take its flavor from the pure water of the Rocky Mountains. Coors’ company survived the prohibition era in America by diversifying into manufacture of other products including malted milk and ceramics. The Coors Ceramics business was later spun off as CoorsTek.
According to the Coors website, in 1959, Coors became the first American brewer to vin an all-aluminum two-piece beverage can. In the early 1970s, Coors replaced the common “pull tab” opener on its aluminum cans with a new two-hole top, one large hole for drinking and one small hole for venting. All one had to do was simply push down on the perforated “lids” to open them. Also, Coors had a “wide-mouth” quart bottle with the opening approximately three times the width of a conventional quart bottle.
Okay, so you saw me launch my newest website LIVE on Hannity & Colmes on 08/06/08, and that’s why you’re here. Great…. great….
So all you have to do is go to the sign up page, sign up, and boom, you’ve got a place to party on November 4 2008. Go vote. Then get drunk. It’s an American tradition. U! S! A!
-Ann
P.S. Help get the word out! Email! Email! Email! Let them know we’re here to stay (in the white house). http://www.getdrunkandvoteforjohnmccain.com. Send the link to 5 friends and tell them to send it to five more. You know the drill!
