Well, the election is over, and this will be my final post here. There still are a lot of differences between our parties, but we cannot move forward, without proving to the world that we will always do what is best for our country.

John McCain gave a humbling concession speech last night.  We should all take to heart his message of unity and his kindred spirit, that we’re all Americans, first and foremost.  We should all take our next step forward, and wish our new President Elect the best.  I have faith that Obama will take on issues in a bipartisan way that includes each parties interests.

It is my hope that we can set our country on a course that allows our leaders to work together with compromise and understanding.  Let us hope that Obama and McCain hold true to their joint promise of working together, and reach across party lines for the good of the nation.  Only then, we will grow as a country and move down the path to a bright future.  I only ask that all of my readers encourage John McCain to continue his fight, and use his influence to guide Obama to do the right thing for all Americans.

As iron sharpens iron,
so one man sharpens another.

Proverbs 27:17

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Really?  You’d describe yourself as president and then senator?  Sounds a little presumptuous if you ask me.  If that’s not enough, he has president twice.  [rolling eyes]

I guess he’s also going after the ‘can’t spell worth a shit’ vote, also known as the MTV vote.

Here’s a screen shot of the code behind the BO website.

Well, their events are structured the same way.  No confirmation required.  Here’s the scenario I see unraveling (not that I’m encouraging it [god bless free speech]).

You can find Obama events by cutting and pasting this link into your browser - http://my.barackobama.com/page/event/search_simple and find events near you or wherever.  Then all you have to do is add a little message like “Hey, can I bring my friends from the office” or “I’m bringing the whole family” or something to the effect that you’ll be bringing in the calvery.  Add an email address with something that points to a website like josh.hoskins@nylawncare.com (be creative but be covert) Then RSVP for 73, 24, 59, or however many people you want to “show up.”  Then just sit back and imagine all of the cold cuts getting warm and cheese dip getting cold, in anticipation for their ‘record breaking crowd’ to show up.

If you want my humble opinion on this elections results, here it is:  The polls are greatly exagerated in Obama’s favor due to early voting.  I think that the majority of people voting for Obama have already voted early for him, along with a few McCain supporters who may have also voted early.  Come election day, the Obama fans have already cast their vote, and the lions share of the votes on November 4th will swing the majority back into McCain’s ballot box.

Here’s something for you to print out and hang up by the water cooler:

Obama First, Country Second, Lower Class Third, Middle Class Fourth, Small Busines Fith, Women Sixth....you get the idea.

I know you might get a little tooooo drunk which opens up the possibility that you might forget to vote.  No worries, I’ve added a Text Message Vote Reminder to the site.  If you look over to the right side of the page and scroll down a little bit, you’ll see our sign up form.  Just add your cell phone number and provider, click subscribe, and wait.

I’ll send you a text message and remind you to vote.  It’s that easy.

-Ann

She articulated that, if either candidate won the nomination without securing the 2100 state delegates needed, and would then require the super delegates to push them over the top, she would quit the party.

Here’s a few links to CNN transcripts that reference the quote (note none of them are alike):

Day after statement: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0802/07/sitroom.03.html

And the actual interview: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0802/06/sitroom.01.html

BLITZER: And, Donna, speaking out against those superdelegates, you are one of those super-delegates, aren’t you?

BRAZILE: I’m one of them.

BLITZER: You’re one of those. But you’re not a committed super- delegate yet?

BRAZILE: Well, I think, if 795 of my colleagues decide this election, I will quit the Democratic Party. I feel very strongly about this.

BLITZER: Really?

(CROSSTALK)

BRAZILE: There’s no reason why we should decide this election. I feel very strongly.

BLITZER: All right.

JEFFREY: Donna can start an independent party with Ann Coulter.

(LAUGHTER)

BLITZER: She’s not going to go that far.

(LAUGHTER)

BRAZILE: I’m not going that far. I will just spend more time with Wolf.

(LAUGHTER)

BLITZER: Yes, that’s right. You can be here in THE SITUATION ROOM.

Everyone needs to send emails to CNN and Donna Brazile, that when you “Mark your words” they will in fact be MARKED.

Love ya Donna

Ann

P.S. In the transcript, the “(CROSSTALK)” Includes the juciest bits of the whole discussion.  Can anyone drum up a video of this?  Post it on YouTube for me if you can.  kTHXbi.

MoveOn.org, everyone’s favorite .org to hate, just started their newest campaign, Free Obama Buttons.  Free to you, but not to them.  You can get your own button here -https://political.moveon.org/obamabuttons/.  Be sure to cut and paste that url, because if they see a bunch of you guys linking over from this website, they might just start denying all of your request.  Send a button to yourself, send one as a prank to a friend, send one to the DMV for all I care.  One less button for another Obama stalker/follower/sheep.

There are plenty of other fun ways to extract money from these chumps.  Are you aware of Google AdWords?  Let me break it down for ya real quick.  People pay money to advertise their site when you type specific words into Google.  They show up on the right side of the page, and sometimes are even highlighted in yellow above the normal search results (that’s the most expensive ad slot).  The higher the position of the ad, the more it costs.

“Why are you telling me this?” you ask.  Well, If you do a search for “Obama” and click on an ad that goes to BarackObama.com, that might cost a buck.  If you search for more competive terms like “Obama tshirt” that might be $4.  Here’s a link that lists some of the most expensive key words.

I’m sure there are more devious/creative ways to go about this that I haven’t thought about, and that’s what the comments are for.

P.S. Seriously, you really shouldn’t try this at home.  I’m just spit ballin on a thought I had the other day, and wondered what would happen if……

Wubba Wubba Iraq! Wubba Wubba Economies! Wubba Wubba Energy!!!

I saw this rather presumptions picture of Obama and knew that there was something not quite right.  That’s when I recalled a little character from Sesame Street who would try to help people in trouble by doing something ridiculous such as saying “Wubba, Wubba.” In most cases, the distressed individual would solve their dilemma when he wasn’t looking — and <s>Grover</s> Obama, oblivious to everything, thinks that he has saved the day.

That’s what led me to quickly dial up my highly sophisticated team of caffeine driven photoshop lab monkeys to whip up this better characterization of The Real Super Obama.  Because REALLY, what has he solved other than winning over a bunch of lefties and the occasional stalker.  Hello Obama… your resume called, it’s embarrassed.  One thing is for sure, he’s smarter than a speeding bullet.

In light of this recent discovery, the Obama Camp has officially changed their logo.

It was a fun time, I tell ya. Sean and I were hitting on all cylinders, meanwhile Big Al slow pitched us the Lib’s Talking Points.  Here’s a little excerpt:

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HANNITY: And he’s been afraid to be on the FOX News Channel.

COLMES: I think — he’s not afraid. He’s been on the morning show, “FOX & Friends.” He actually — and he’s been on with Chris Wallace on FOX News.

I think he should come on. He should come on the show and so should John McCain.

Hello, Ann Coulter. How you’re sitting here very quietly right now. By the way.

COULTER: I’m letting him defend McCain.

COLMES: By the way, I want to point out that he’s — you’re a big McCain fan, right?

COULTER: I happen to have just started the most effective pro-McCain Web site on the Web.

COLMES: What’s that?

COULTER: GetdrunkandvoteforJohnMcCain.com .

COLMES: So in other words, you have to be drunk.

COULTER: And by the way, since I started it.

COLMES: Wait a minute.

COULTER: … he started surging in the polls.

COLMES: In other words — so your position is — let me get this straight. You have to be drunk to support John McCain.

COULTER: Apparently, it’s working. Have you seen the polls since I started the Web site.

COLMES: Well, you still — actually Obama is three points up in the daily tracking poll.

HANNITY: Does that mean you have to do LSD if you vote for Barack Obama?

COLMES: Do you believe — do you actually believe that — I know, laugh at all his little jokes.

COULTER: That’ll help McCain, actually.

COLMES: But do you actually believe the only way you could support Obama — I mean McCain would be to have a few cocktails?

COULTER: Well, my idea is Election Day, but I’ve noticed that the college kids reading the Web site.

COLMES: Right.

COULTER: … misunderstand and think you’re supposed to be drunk from now until election.

COLMES: Because you’ve been on this show — you know, putting down John McCain, saying you can’t stand the fact that he being the nominee.

COULTER: Yes, until his opponent was B. Hussein Obama.

COLMES: Oh is that his name? Yes.

COULTER: Yes.

COLMES: There’s a new piece of material. All of a sudden using his middle name.

COULTER: I know, but.

COLMES: . to scare people.

COULTER: … it always upsets you so I have to use it every time.

COLMES: You know what a new piece of material to use his middle name to frighten people. That he’s got the same as a dead dictator.

COULTER: Right, like you use J. Danforth Quayle.

COLMES: I see. So when you say J. Danforth Quayle you say it with the same degree meaning.

COULTER: Look, there were articles written about it. We have argued about this before. There was an article written by Calvin Trillion, you know, liberal and good standing.

COLMES: Yes.

COULTER: … about oh, can you believe how stupid Republicans are nominating J. Danforth Quayle. He sounds like a rich banker. And Republicans, they have an association with the rich bankers. How can they be so stupid? Well, OK, Democrats have an association with being soft on terrorism.

COLMES: All right, so you’re going to put a clothes pin on your nose and vote for John McCain after having a number of drinks, is that it?

COULTER: No, I’m going to get drunk.

COLMES: And you might hit the wrong lever and wind up voting for Barack Obama, you’ll be so drunk. That’s what might happen.

COULTER: Well.

COLMES: All right.

HANNITY: Well, what would you have take to vote for Barack Obama?

COULTER: Well, on the Web site we have the number of cocktails you need to have to vote for McCain after he makes some liberal statements.

COLMES: How many drinks do you need to vote for McCain?

COULTER: … which you need fewer and fewer these days, by the way.

COLMES: How many drinks do you need to vote for McCain?

COULTER: Well, we do it position by position, but when B. Hussein Obama does something insane, which is also frequently, we put a glass of milk by it.

COLMES: All right. We — we’ve got to go.

COULTER: So.

HANNITY: Good to see you.

COULTER: That’s it?

COLMES: That’s it, but you were great.

COULTER: I’m so much more.