Get Drunk And Vote For JOHN McCAIN.com

Click on my image to read my recent transcript from Hannity & Colmes on FOXnews.com.

It was a fun time, I tell ya. Sean and I were hitting on all cylinders, meanwhile Big Al slow pitched us the Lib’s Talking Points.  Here’s a little excerpt:

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HANNITY: And he’s been afraid to be on the FOX News Channel.

COLMES: I think — he’s not afraid. He’s been on the morning show, “FOX & Friends.” He actually — and he’s been on with Chris Wallace on FOX News.

I think he should come on. He should come on the show and so should John McCain.

Hello, Ann Coulter. How you’re sitting here very quietly right now. By the way.

COULTER: I’m letting him defend McCain.

COLMES: By the way, I want to point out that he’s — you’re a big McCain fan, right?

COULTER: I happen to have just started the most effective pro-McCain Web site on the Web.

COLMES: What’s that?

COULTER: GetdrunkandvoteforJohnMcCain.com .

COLMES: So in other words, you have to be drunk.

COULTER: And by the way, since I started it.

COLMES: Wait a minute.

COULTER: … he started surging in the polls.

COLMES: In other words — so your position is — let me get this straight. You have to be drunk to support John McCain.

COULTER: Apparently, it’s working. Have you seen the polls since I started the Web site.

COLMES: Well, you still — actually Obama is three points up in the daily tracking poll.

HANNITY: Does that mean you have to do LSD if you vote for Barack Obama?

COLMES: Do you believe — do you actually believe that — I know, laugh at all his little jokes.

COULTER: That’ll help McCain, actually.

COLMES: But do you actually believe the only way you could support Obama — I mean McCain would be to have a few cocktails?

COULTER: Well, my idea is Election Day, but I’ve noticed that the college kids reading the Web site.

COLMES: Right.

COULTER: … misunderstand and think you’re supposed to be drunk from now until election.

COLMES: Because you’ve been on this show — you know, putting down John McCain, saying you can’t stand the fact that he being the nominee.

COULTER: Yes, until his opponent was B. Hussein Obama.

COLMES: Oh is that his name? Yes.

COULTER: Yes.

COLMES: There’s a new piece of material. All of a sudden using his middle name.

COULTER: I know, but.

COLMES: . to scare people.

COULTER: … it always upsets you so I have to use it every time.

COLMES: You know what a new piece of material to use his middle name to frighten people. That he’s got the same as a dead dictator.

COULTER: Right, like you use J. Danforth Quayle.

COLMES: I see. So when you say J. Danforth Quayle you say it with the same degree meaning.

COULTER: Look, there were articles written about it. We have argued about this before. There was an article written by Calvin Trillion, you know, liberal and good standing.

COLMES: Yes.

COULTER: … about oh, can you believe how stupid Republicans are nominating J. Danforth Quayle. He sounds like a rich banker. And Republicans, they have an association with the rich bankers. How can they be so stupid? Well, OK, Democrats have an association with being soft on terrorism.

COLMES: All right, so you’re going to put a clothes pin on your nose and vote for John McCain after having a number of drinks, is that it?

COULTER: No, I’m going to get drunk.

COLMES: And you might hit the wrong lever and wind up voting for Barack Obama, you’ll be so drunk. That’s what might happen.

COULTER: Well.

COLMES: All right.

HANNITY: Well, what would you have take to vote for Barack Obama?

COULTER: Well, on the Web site we have the number of cocktails you need to have to vote for McCain after he makes some liberal statements.

COLMES: How many drinks do you need to vote for McCain?

COULTER: … which you need fewer and fewer these days, by the way.

COLMES: How many drinks do you need to vote for McCain?

COULTER: Well, we do it position by position, but when B. Hussein Obama does something insane, which is also frequently, we put a glass of milk by it.

COLMES: All right. We — we’ve got to go.

COULTER: So.

HANNITY: Good to see you.

COULTER: That’s it?

COLMES: That’s it, but you were great.

COULTER: I’m so much more.